I’m sorry, I ruined the party
caused a big mess in the lobby
I’m sorry I killed your best friend
had to eat your intestines
I’m sorry I broke your hot plate
feel bad, for eating your hot face
I’m sorry, that you weren’t ready
treated guts like they were spaghetti
I’m sorry I caused that car crash
licked your brains off the dash
I’m sorry I picked up your scent
You should have been faster,
I left your fingerprints
I’m sorry I caused such a big wreck
That my teeth ripped out your neck
I’m sorry you tripped while running
I drove straight in your tummy
I’m sorry I ate your grandparents
while you, we’re out running errands.
I’m sorry I tracked in all that mud.
Had a, fresh glass of your blood
I’m sorry I smashed the movie
And I jut caught Suzy
I’m sorry that I looked so ghastly
That I had to eat you last night….